- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Your mom went to college

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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