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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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