What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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The Morman Religion.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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