- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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