An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

poop

ecks! why zee?

did you stub your toe?

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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