- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

I regret everything.....

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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