- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

guy walks into a bar, ouch

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Women's Rights.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Katy Perry

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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