how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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