- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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