Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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LOL

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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