Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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