- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Tough crowd tonight...

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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