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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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