Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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