- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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