- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Womens basketball

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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