What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

tom pauling

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Joesph Triphook.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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