- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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