- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Your gay

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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