women's rights

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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