- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Horse with a chair on his head.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

How old is your mom Dead

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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