How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Netflix and chill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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