What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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ur gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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