- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

alert('The Game')

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

nice tits.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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