What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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