Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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