Shea's sty....

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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