Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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I drive a 'rarri

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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