- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

black people

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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