Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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I'm hungry.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Ross.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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