- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

scientology.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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