Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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A kid has no friends.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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