Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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