What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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