An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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