- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

what did one computer say to the other .........

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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