Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Your face is hilarious.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Black people being friendly.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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