- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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