How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

My love life

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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