- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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