how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Smelly Indians.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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