your mom is so fat.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Ken wins!

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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my mind's eye?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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