- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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