The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Yo Mama just died.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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