roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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