PEANIS!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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