Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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