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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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