Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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A jew enters a mall.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

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