Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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I need to start studying.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A black man has a job.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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