why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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