Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

whats yellow after cani...nathan

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Not a joke.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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