could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Sarah Palin

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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