Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Not a joke.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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