- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

I'm HIV positive.

a seal walks into a club.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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