women sports....

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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