A seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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no

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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