- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

politically correct!

No, Trinidad.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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