- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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