Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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the WNBA

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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womens rights

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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