Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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