What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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