what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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