what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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lol

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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