Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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