- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

David Cameron

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Stop procrastinating.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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