Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Refridgerator.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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