What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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my whole life!

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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