This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What happen? Idk...

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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andrew wagner

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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I like poop in my butt

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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