My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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womens rights.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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feminism

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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