What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Women's rights.

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feminine literature

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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no really what are ur names?

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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