- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Pull my finger ouch..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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