- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Terraria

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Continents are large islands.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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