- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Feminism

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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