You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Justin Bieber.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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