- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

A person from Singapore eats

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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